Thunder are going to fuck around and lose this series.

They can’t go on any more streaks where they miss 13+ shots.

I haven’t thought about a data cap in years once I was lucky enough to get fiber in my house.

Same as you: symmetrical 1gbps up and down, baby.

Haven’t we kinda dealt with this issue already on discs?

I can’t think of a physical disc I have bought for my PS5 that does nothing more than download the game to the system once I put it in - with whatever current updated version it is. And I still have to put the disc in to verify I have the physical media - even though it never checks the disc after that point.

And you might say, “Well some of the discs have the whole game on them!” OK, sure. But they immediately download the latest updates once you install the game. And unless I have never seen it, I don’t think there’s a “roll back to X version” option anywhere.

Just 2000 more points to go to get back to February before he fucked it all up.

Like, I know it’s all a scheme to make rich people richer, but we could have just ridden the Biden wave and stayed stable and had the world mostly continue to value the United States the same way, but instead we threw out all the goodwill built up over decades so some rich fucks can play the market.

I don’t need to see anything more than I’ve already seen.

I want to actually have SOME surprises when I pay money to watch a movie.

For me, the truth is I barely notice I’m wearing a helmet, and cars barely notice me as a cyclist even exists.

So even if a helmet only does half of what it claims to do, I’ll take that chance in an accident with a giant metal box on the road.

Uuugly first half.

Thunder really need to win this one. We can’t have a repeat of Monday.

Thunder aren’t that good. They only broke the record for points in a half during the playoffs.

Anyone can do that.

Come on, Thunder!

Yeah, the fouling situation was insane.

But at the same time, don’t let your opponent score something like 18-6 in the last five minutes.

Well, fart on that.

Weakest shit on the planet.

That, maybe. But hear me out:

A Double Quarter Pounder meal is now roughly $11-12 dollars. They don’t put the prices on the menu half the time, and the people in the drive-through never give you the price. They just say “pull around.”

Maybe don’t run a shitty business that’s overpriced.

A couple of weeks ago I was moving to a new house. I woke up early to move a load of things, and on the way was a McDonald’s. I stopped in because it was convenient and got an Egg McMuffin with a hash brown and an OJ. It was $9. $9!

You can’t charge outrageous prices and then go, “Man, why aren’t people showing up?”

Haha, get fucked.

— Sent from my iPhone

So this is why I’m dumb.

NPR just had Steve Bannon and some other Nazi fuck on air the other day.

If anything, NPR is too lenient on this administration.

I mean, I used to go to Target here and there when I was in the area of one. But I haven’t even thought about going since they started this shit so IMDOINGMYPART.gif.

Funny that a guy who buys elections would suddenly be upset at the thought of other people being paid to make political statements.

He’s wrong as shit, of course. People genuinely hate that useless sack of shit.

But it is funny.

I was there. I helped win the game for us. You’re welcome.